i truly believe elephants are too good for this shitty world
DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS
i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will
"but if you get plastic surgery you’ll be fake!!!"
"people who get plastic surgery are way uglier"
"if you get plastic surgery, you don’t love yourself"
Pros and cons of boys:
- Con: They’re dicks
- Pro: Their dicks