kirbyfucker64:

"how old are you?"

"It’s a secret :3"

"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"

(via dulldrops)

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if you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend?

one of the most eye opening things i’ve read in a while (via cacophobix)

holy….

(via givingblowjobs)

(via slutwhat)

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I guess I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass   (via slayr)

(Source: monitormylife, via difficultslut)

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funnuraba:

SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW

(via athinikli)

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